But who liked BB to an almost embarrassing, anthony-hopkins-wanking-wile-i-rite-this-fan-letter degree? i.e. what is the thing that’s most like that, that I might enjoy?

It’s seriously a complete blank slate – I haven’t finished even a single episode of any tv drama series since probably the X-Files in the late 90s, I don’t even know what most of them are even about.