Was at my mates once and the phone rang. It was my then gf.

She was crying and stuff. Turns out the cat had bought in a starling chick and I needed to come back immediately.

Actually bored of this anecdote already, so ill cut to the chase.

Wrapped up half dead chick in tea towel nd dropped a breezeblock on it.

Had to check to see it was dead. It was dead.

Saw a guy break a seagulls neck once. Got out hiscar, broke the neck, then drove off without saying a word. Mad skills.

Anyone shot a platypus? Stuff like that

Bye