FAO of those of you whose parents are divorced/separated:

How often do you see the ostracised parent? (Is ostracised the right word to use here?). I mean I should probably just put 'father', but just in case some of you were reared by your dad instead of your mum I thought I'd be all-inclusive. This is DiS, remember.

So, yeah? See yer dad much? Feel guilty about how infrequent this is? Wish it was more/less?

Maybe tell me a good dad joke too. Bloody love a good dad joke.