maybe 5 years ago.

I was on a table with a few solid guys. not stupid solid. just good guys.

So anyway, my man who gets bullied by his wife came in just before kick off. we had a man hug and he went off to a separate table to play.

couple minutes later, a few really hot girls came in and sat with him and his wife. one girl in particular was tremendous.

I sent him a text along the lines of 'maaaaan, that girl is real fucking sweet, I would defo like to fuck that*

anyway! literally a couple minutes later his wife comes over and starts calling me a sexist pig, in a horrible screaching, raised voice.

I told her to calm the fuck down and said she was embarrassing everyone and if she wanted to talk about it, this aint the fucking time or place.

Turned out, my man had shown his wife the text! now, this is some of the most unbelievably stupid behaviour I have ever encountered. why.would.you.do.this

so...pub quizzes

*this was during my 'absolute cunt period' I just think these things these days

peace!