Sportscaster: ...famously quoted, "Who's your daddy?" to the New York Yankees after winning the pennant.
(vid of last pitch; who's your daddy reel)
Ex-MLB pitcher: I'll say it again: Who's your daddy?
(laughter)
(pic of pitcher's family)
Sportscaster: What would little Pedro think?
Ex- MLB pitcher: My mamma had a lot of daddies and I'm grateful for all my brothers and sisters--
Sportscaster: Oh, hold on. Let's stop this train wreck from going any farther."

DiS:
Tell us the last really stupid thing you said or did.