I've got an interview tomorrow, which is more than likely going to go terribly, given the minimal prep I've bothered to do. So please regale me of times you've made a complete arse of yourself in interviews, that might make me feel a bit better on the long drive home.

Under no circumstances must the story end '... but I got the job.'. It's not funny when your natural charm wins out over any indiscretions, it's annoying.