This is what just went through my mind in order to avoid work.

"If I were ever to wear glasses(I don’t need glasses,)I think I’d like to wear the sort of glasses that a person like Bonnie Prince Billy would wear(not really a fan of his music or his sartorial decisions.) I’m going to google image Bonnie Prince Billy to see what kind of glasses he wears. "

Turns out he doesn’t wear glasses.
Time not doing work 45 – 50 seconds. Result!

Lets have yours as and when they happen.