http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=33mbyp4&s=5#.UkDB_4ZJMys

Key points to note:
- Steady rise in poo length through teenage years
- Peak at 45mins per poo coincided with deterioration of diet and increasing consumption of fried chicken
- Sudeden drop c22 caused by dramatic improvement in diet and decreased savouring of time on toilet
- Work poo length oustrips home poo length at all times of employment due to lazy workshy attitude.
- It should be noted that post age 22 the marked drop in average poo length was tempered by an exponential increase in the number of ablutions per day
- No data for home years 0-4 (memory not yet formed)