Rooney scores 200 goals for a club he doesn't even like, gets uppity with an interviewer, and we all hope this blows over before January.

First set of CL games have a good number of hammerings...except Juve; determined to shake off the dark horses tag. Poor Sociedad.

Leicester top of the championship, which already has a "nobody wants to win it" vibe.

CL predictions? Arsenal draw and Chelsea win would be preferable for English clubs. Gotta be excited about Napoli Dortmund.