Man City become Champions League favourites after dismantling Viktoria WhoWut? Yoyo Toure scores an absolute blooter.

Moyesylad wins his first Champions League game in fifty years.

Balealdo and Ronaldo combine quite well as Madrid pump Galatasaray.

Elsewhere, the big dogs win in every game, par Norweigen minnows Copenhagen who earn a creditable draw with Juventus.

Loads of League football, as Millwall fuck up everyones bets by bashing Blackpool, Bolton hold Derby, and shitty Chorlton Athletic lose again! Walsall win at Wolves.

A couple of tasty Championship games tonight, as QPR host Brigton, and Reading play Dirty Leeds. Arsenal and Chelsea have routine Euro games, but the pick are probably Napoli v Dortmund, Barca v Ajax and Milan/Celtic.

AOB?