or ever, really.

Was playing tennis last night. Pretty damn well, actually. First serve percentage in - probably 72%

Anyway, I was trying to chip the balls back over the net to the other chap with my foot. Left foot, no problem. *chip*

Right foot - well, I basically booted the floor, instead of the ball. Real sick pain. Stomach turning pain.

Net result - I think I've broken my toe and I'll be off to the hospital later to confirm.

Pretty stupid, huh.

Any examples?

Blown yourself up trying to light a fag at a petrol station? that sort of stuff