on your own, as an adult. Bit weird, innit?

Got today and tomorrow off. Thought I might just go along to one of the UK’s premier theme parks home to some of Europe’s most exhilarating rides and attractions!!1111.

But would be going on my own (my friends are adults and at work) and without any children (I don’t own any children). That’s alright, isn’t it? But also, not really…..I'd imagine much of the ticket office training is around how to successfully deal with a code red (adult male buying ticket for one).

I just want some thrills and an adrenalin rush without shooting any heroin or working hard at obtaining my goals.
School kids are back at school tomorrow as well, aren’t they? So would have the place to myself…..and the other weirdos who go to theme parks on their own without kids