Spurs to transform themselves from perennial Europa League qualifiers to chest-beating title challengers, somewhat bizarrely by losing the best player they've had in about 20 years. Funny old world.

Vulture press continue to circle Arsene Wenger as he takes his war-wounded Arsenal side to Turkey, where they'll no doubt confound us all by comfortably beating Fenerbahce.

We get some nice mid-week Premier League action, courtesy of UEFA's own-brand community shield next week. Chelsea take on Aston Villa at Stamford Bridge.

Celtic slip to an away defeat in their CL qualifier and some Real Sociedad bloke scores an absolute beaut in the same competition.

Owt else?