It's everybody's favourite time of year, when a really weird collection of one-liners are chosen as the 'best jokes of the Fringe' and everyone starts shouting about how rubbish they are and how it proves comedy is shit nowadays. Let's all do that now.

‘I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa’ - Rob Aulton

‘The good thing about lending someone your time machine is that you basically get it back immediately.’ – Chris Coltrane

‘I was adopted at birth and have never met my mum. That makes it very difficult to enjoy any lapdance.’ – Bobby Mair

‘The universe implodes. No matter.’ – Liam Williams

‘You know you are fat when you hug a child and it gets lost.’ – Marcus Brigstocke

‘The Pope is a lot like Doctor Who. He never dies, just keeps being replaced by white men.’ – Phil Wang

‘I can give you the cause of anaphylactic shock in a nutshell.’ – Gary Delaney

‘My friend told me he was going to a fancy dress party as an Italian island. I said to him “Don't be Sicily”.’ – Tim Vine

‘I'm in a same-sex marriage... the sex is always the same.’ – Alfie Moore

‘I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop. It was sole-destroying.’ – Alex Horne