Apologies for another Twitter thread - but this account (@PeterSimonSays) quoting Bid.TV and former Run The Risk presenter Peter Simon is a bit of a treasure-trove :-D

"If you're like me a black towel is a very elegant towel to have."

"Twenty-five centuries ago when the Earth cooled, one stone emerged."

"Thirty centuries ago the Earth was being formed. Not only through magma, lava. Not only through fire."

I particularly like the ones where he's summoning ancient spiritual forces to flog men's accessories