at a friends wedding on saturday i encountered the entire spectrum of drunks from the crazed drunken uncle looking for a square go to the hysterical boozed up girl bawling her eyes out in the corner

i think i'm generally pretty good-natured, the drunker i get the more ridiculous i tend to want to get and never seem to get angry or argumentative with it

other than wetting the bed what are your standard drunken traits?*

*non-boozers unwelcome in this thread