MORNING. My friend's wedding is on Friday. It was going to be in 2015 but his girlfriend thinks her surname is stopping her from getting jobs (I dunno about this but she is Polish so maybe). ANYWAY this is like a functional mini wedding with the big stupid over the top wedding to follow in 2015. There is a little party afterwards and I am the 'Best Man' even though I don't actually have to do a speech until 2015. The party invitation says "NO PRESENTS" in big letters but I have to give them something right?

What would YOU do (all types of answer accepted)