He's in his 30s and he types in a really slow, considered way with two fingers. He also has to shield his keyboard when the sun reflects on it so he can see the lettering. This brings him down to just the one finger.

What do we want to do here?

Discuss how you can be that age and that shit?
Find out more about him?
Talk about other new starters?
Mum jokes?

Your call.