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Forking methods for different types of pasta

Smee [Edit] [Delete] 16:38, 2 July '13

Spaghetti: Twirly wirly, get yer face close to the bowl and slurp
Fusili & Action Man Bowties: Stab, stab, stab until fork is optimally loaded
Lasagne: shovel, insert, replenish, repeat