There's one guy at work that I usually see in the kitchen. And we always moan about the state of the kitchen.

Today I threw a curve ball into the conversation and asked him where he lives - turns out he lives in Ealing, just down the road from where I lived for 4 years.

There's another guy who I don't know's name, and we are always moaning about peoples lack of hygiene. I've seen several people that are obviously having a massive shit, and they walk straight out of the toilet, not even bothering to wash their hands. We usually moan about this whenever I see him.