he's sat in the living room watching telly with a can of lager. Cracks it open, takes a sip and frowns. Licks his lips and takes another intrigued sip and his face turns to disgust/bewilderment. Walks into the kitchen and opens the cupboard with the sugar in, adds five teaspoons of sugar and then puts the can in the microwave. Sets the timer to 2 minutes.

Two minutes later and the microwave pings. He takes the can out, stirs it with the handle end of the teaspoon, sits back down in the living room and takes another sip, bounces in his chair "NOW THAT'S THE ONE FOR ME!!!!"