how much do you get away with?

what's the largest volume of piss you've ever extracted?

i'm quite happy with turning up 15 minutes late, taking an hour and 10 minute lunch and leaving 35 minutes early at the moment. as well as spending a fair bit of time on here and facebook.

i enjoy working by the way - i just can't be bothered with being AT work. i can't stand the other bastards and the pretending to listen to people's pathetic stories etc etc