Is there anything more frustrating than washing and conditioning and rinsing your hair meticulously, and then it decides to dry a little bit sticky and you realise you've not actually really rinsed it properly at all and it looks greasy and flat and stupid down one side. I am going to cry in a minute. STupid greasy flat head.

Does anybody have any tips for fixing it that don't involve starting over? (I need to go out in ten minutes.)