how have so many people lucked out genetically to be capable of growing the perfect beard to suit their desired fashion statement?

or are they only like that because they can grow the neat beard?

http://www.urbanoutfitters.co.uk/vintage-renewal-harrington-jacket/invt/5423402150092/

when i grow a beard, it looks like a somerfields bag full of pubes being blown away by a drizzly gale

so how have so many of these young sweethearts lucked out with the neat beard?

it's not all in the grooming, cause some beards you just can't make neat.

thoughts on a postcard.