I've just bought a Twix that was ostensibly a normal sized Twix and from the angle in the machine it looked normal sized. It was fucking ludicrously small. Shorter than my mug. Shorter than my phone. Shorter than my mouse. You used to be alright, Twix. You used to be my favourite but you've changed.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/retailandconsumer/9943353/Household-brands-slash-size-of-goods-in-hidden-price-hikes.html

Fuck off, tiny Twix