inspired by LLB receiving a "keep calm and tell anecdotes" mug on his last day at work, if someone gives you a shit present are you good at smiling through the pain?

i am spectacularly shit, not in an ungrateful way but i just really struggle to muster up faux enthusiasm.

similarly if i'm annoyed at someone i can't make inane small talk with them until it all blows over, i prefer brutally awkward silence