Given the volume of threads in which most of you display a lack of common sense with regard to social etiquette, I generally tend to give you lot the benefit of the doubt and presume you're all still bright young things with a hell of a lot to learn.

Also, given that a lot of the time any advice I impart as a self-made, self-employed chap with kids and responsibilities is rebuffed and oft mocked, it would seem the case - y'know, the stubbornness of youth and all.

So what are you? young'uns or shut-ins?