IT"S NEARLY HERE! Welcome to Malmo everybody!

Some key points:

Apparently Turkey will not be broadcasting the show because the Finnish song 'Marry Me' has a twist ending which reveals the female singer is actually pleading to a LADY to marry her, with some kissy time and everything. Some sort of protest about Finland's gay marriage laws or something. POLITICS. Who would have thought Eurovision would contain subtle homosexual references? SATIRE

Bonnie Tyler does not stand a chance for the UK, but her song is quite catchy.

Ukraine's act is carried to the stage by an honest to god GIANT dressed like a viking.

Actual one time popular in the UK chart act CASCADA will be performing for Germany.

Georgia has a good ballad.

Ireland has got a good spot statistically speaking, closing the show.

AOB?