Annoying housemate:

- Sits on the landing at late hours talking really loudly on skype.
- Quibbles about paying for Orange Wednesdays texts (35p) and asks to borrow money so she can go out, WELL MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T BUY HOLIDAYS TO NEW YORK AND PARIS AND IMPORT EXPENSIVE CLOTHES FROM AUSTRALIA ALL THE TIME YOU'D HAVE SOME MONEY.
- Voice louder than a jet engine
- Skips about all the time like a bloody kangaroo
- Gave away the twist in Robot & Frank to a housemate while I was telling said housemate that they should watch it