My prediction of a Brighton vs Leicester play-off final comes off spectacularly. Thank God I'm not a gambling man.

Fergie's gone and has laid down the gauntlet by challenging Utd/Moyes to retain the title twice more. Nice to see him go out with a bit of dick move. How much money do you reckon I could make my copyrighting the words "Moyesey time"?

Mancini is sacked. He probably blames Rachel in the Accounts Department.

Real Madrid blink first in the ""we won't sack him if he's going to quit/I won't quit if they're going to sack me" saga.

United linked with every Everton playing ever and Cesc Fabregas. The Fabregas/Osman midfield next season is really going to go places...

QPR allegedly attempting to add a bit more Bravery to their midfield with a Brave transfer move for a Brave Tottenham midfielder. Forget his name.

Man City want Arjen Robben, allegedly.

Bristol City appoint John Pemberton as Assistant meaning they've now got Forest's Director of Football, Manager and Assistant from the start of last season. Glad we're being ambitious.

Owt else?