i met a guy in a boozer recently who's "claim to fame" was that he'd had a shower in keira knightley's shower in her flat in london*, the best i've got is that my sister was in a girl band who supported the vengaboys on tour and i got to meet them briefly

surely you bumsnoggers must've had some similarly crap dalliances with famous folk?

*it apparently came about as the girl he was shagging was friends with KK's brother and they'd all been staying at her gaff whilst she was away