i currently live with a guy who whilst holding down a full time job and girlfriend manages to have random periods of staying up all night on his own, tanning insane amounts of stella, wandering the flat slamming doors and shouting along to shite hip-hop, he also has one shower a week which does not a happy smell make

i appreciate this pales in comparison to the DiSer who lived with the piss hoarder so tell me about your:

a) best housemate
b) worst housemate