* Man Utd take the Premier League title and the BANTCHESTER title from Man City in one fell swoop thanks to an inspired, match winning performance from Michael Carrick. SAF goes a bit over-the-top, calls Phil Jones the greatest footballer in the world or summink.

* Suarez-gate rolls on. Talk of an eight-match ban in the papers, though that might just be for eight/ate punning reasons.

* Chelsea investiage reports of their fans racially abusing Benayoun.

* Champions League starts tonight, really looking forward to both games actually.

Probably gonna need a couple sub-threads today.