Just bought 10 cans of Stella, got some sweet and sour chicken balls on the way. Gonna listen to tunes and eat balls and drink wife beater all night.

Finished me work by 1 o'clock, so I took my we'an to the beach. We both got a bit sunburnt - first decent weather of the year thus far.

Saw a 25-gallon plastic barrel of Hellmans Mayonnaise washed up on the beach, imagine that! The best bit was, the printing on the barrel was identical to the standard jar, so it literally looked like a massive pot of mayo.

What's happening in your lives then?