If you had one of those slightly nebulous jobs that you can mostly do on the internet

could you move to one of those "not-quite-warry-but-sketchy-as-fuck" countries where a house presumably costs about the same as a toaster costs in an Argos in London, then do all your work still on the internet with your UK clients (the web connection is a given, somehow) and basically live like fucking Liberace or something - full staff and a separate house for brunch - that sort of thing.