This is what you now have to order at mcdonalds:
three double cheeseburgers, a toffee sundae and some extra ketchup.

take the buns off two of the burgers and convert it into a sextuple cheeseburger, like so:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BHQq6OpCUAEi5-y.jpg:large
adding extra ketchup to stop it drying out, and repositioning the gherkins so you get some in every bite (if you don't like gherkins you're a pathetic child).
you can also make it so that the burger has a top bun on both sides, cos the top bun is better.

then you've got 4 slices of very sweet bread, practically as sweet as a waffle... with which to make two icecream sandwiches.

1570 calories, £5.46. Fuck you.