Not much happening this weekend, no? Barcelona have Wagons' pants down to go 9 points clear at the top of La Liga, Ronaldo cries a bit.

Todd Warburton retires through injury. Shame. Always thought he showed lots of promise as a youngster but his off-the-pitch behaviour and misfortune with injuries meant he ended up going the same way as Owen, really. Did his knee in and lost all his pace.

Brighton sign Gary Neville.

Any other business?