Brave Newcastle get thumped by a Benfica side who are frankly quite a bit better than them.

Brave Bravey Brave Braver misses an open net which would have given a limping Spurs side a deeply flattering lead at home to Basel, who are frankly etc.

Brave Nandey Birdman gives Chelsea a comfortable lead against an ordinary Rubin Kazan side.

Fascist in "not a fascist" shocker.

AOB?