Now when he's eating crisps, he pinches about 4 between his thumb and forefinger. He then sticks this stack sideways into his mouth, and shovels it right to the back of his mouth. This means that the fingers go in right up to the big knuckles, and he then sucks them on the way out so that all dust is taken in. Its the grossest thing to see in the world, and then he doesn't even wash his hands. I saw him do it and then shake hands with a visitor like a minute later.

I've let this go, but now I've actually just witnessed him wetting his finger, scraping the inside of the packet, and rubbing prawn cocktail dust into his gums like some sort of crispy drug fiend. I can't stand him, I hate him.

Who do you hate at work?