Hello. If you clicked here - and you weren't just clicking out of curiosity - you've probably like me just fallen deep down a nostalgia well, remembering this little gem of the old internets.

Everyone at school had it in .txt format and everyone claimed to have used it to make this or that: all bollocks. It just made you feel a bit badass (stored it on a floppy disk, naturally) to know that you COULD in theory blow stuff up.

If you don't know what this is, I probably sound like a mental. But yes: let's all remember the old internet. I'm off to make a geocities.