No people being beaten up, mugged, etc…or worse!

I was queueueueueueueueueuing up for some noodles at Glastonbury, once, and as I was getting to the front of the queue, I saw a huge fly land on top of a massive wok full of noodles. Just after it landed, the chef – who obviously hadn’t seen the fly – raked a massive pile of noodles over the top of the fly – thus condemning it to a noodley grave.

I felt like throwing up.

I feel really bad about that, because I really should have warned the other people in the queue.