I've got this one friend who is a good person, but also really gets on my nerves.

She'll (yep, she) send me texts saying stuff like

'why can't I find a man who'll adore me?'

and

'why did that girl dump you LOL'

^these are two actual texts I've received this morning. what the hell, man?!1

as already mentioned, I like her company and stuff, she's a good laugh, enjoys walks, pub lunches etc, but is really, REALLY annoying.

I've told her as much and for a couple days, she calms down a bit, then BAM....back to the fucking dramatic shit.

FRIENDS

talk about this if you like

put her in a bowl of rice