Arsenal end their Champions League campaign on a high, beating an admittedly under-strength and 99%-through Bayern in Munich. Fair play, good result.

City-bound Isco dumps Porto out.

Millwall book an FA Cup semi-final date with Wiggin.

The Daily Mirror reckon Zlatan might be on his way to join Pep at Bayern. Erm...

The Metro are saying Raheem Sterling's off to Cardiff on loan. Erm...

The Champions League's sexier sister competition tonight. With Spurs having already pretty much seen off beleagured Inter, it's up to Chelsea and Newcastle to see off Steaua Bucharest and Anzhi Machkchakclakchakcllahckala. An away goal could see either in trouble...

AOB?