It involved me being on the set of Twin Peaks c. 1990. For some reason I was interviewing Sherilyn Fenn in character as Audrey Horne - you know, in this kind of outfit.. can't complain about that. http://spoilertv.co.uk/images/archived-old-shows/twin-peaks/cast-promotional-photos/audrey-horne-03.jpg.php

But "she" turned around to face me and it was a fat transvestite covered in stubble. I think he/she was also trying to flirt with me by rubbing butter on their belly. I think I need therapy? HELP.