• They've not got the radio on and you're sat in the back in the seat behind the driver, dead quiet and you lean forward and scream really high pitched at about a million decibels straight into the driver's ear.

• You get in and tell them where you're going and about 20 seconds into the journey unbuckle your seatbelt really quick and say 'nice one mate', open the door and dive out the car, bouncing along the road and dying.

• Get in and they ask where you're going and you say 'dunno, surprise me.'

• Get a taxi to your house and when you get in and they ask where you're going, say the address of your house and then say 'cheers mate' and get out.