ever been on a diet? are you currently "dieting"?

from my limited knowledge of this it sounds brutal, not being able to choose to eat whatever the fuck you want, whenever the fuck you want, also some of them seem mental - i'm looking at you atkins!

i've been blessed (in some respects) with a fast metabolism so am relatively skinny nomatter what i seem to eat or drink but always feel sorry for people who seem to be permanently dieting without actually losing any weight

looking forward to the first reply being "no" with loads of this's, don't let me down...