Quite a moribund set of domestic fixtures today, really. Best we can probably hope for is the Chelsea players conspiring to get rid of Rafa via a bad result v West Brom. Suspect Swansea v Newcastle might be the game of the day. Has there ever been a more pointless game than Man United v Norwich? Hughton's lads may as well stop at home and save their petrol money, tbh.

Chelsea 2 West Brom 2
United 4 Norwich 1
Stoke 1 West Ham 0
Sunderland 0 Fulham 0
Swansea 2 Newcastle 3
Everton 2 Reading 1
Southampton 1 QPR 1
Wigan 0 Liverpool 1

Spurs 3 Arsenal 1

Villa 1 City 1

HIGHLIGHTS:
SAT:
Real Madrid v Barca (3pm?!?)
Milan v Lazio (7:45pm)
Twente v Ajax (7:45pm)
Sporting Lisbon v Porto (7:45pm)

SUN:
Spurs v Arsenal (4pm)
Malaga v Atletico Madrid (6pm)

Have a guddun. As usual, i'll be off watching some proper football, but enjoy your overpaid, soulless shite.