Boards
The only sensible, compassionate political system left to us:
A parliament of 500 members of the electoral roll, selected at random. OG (Original Greek, ha) democracy, updated to include women &c. If chosen, you have the right to say no, and the computerised dice will be thrown once more.
Surely this is a million times better than the self-serving, careerist shower of pus we must endure now?