Wahey! Weekend football!

Just looking down the fixture list to salivate at the 12:45 early crackerjack kickoff of……….Fulham v Stoke……oh ffs

Arsenal should have a bit of bounce back in their step against the Wagons following the news Wenger will be spending £80 million on Falcao at the end of the season……..definitely…..

QPR to be obliterated on their home turf by Man U, with Fergie giving Rab C Nesbit a run for his money on the grooming front at the press conference yesterday

Some other uninspiring prem games today before……..

The RACE FOR THE PREMIER LEAGUE TITLE (second place) tomorrow and some Va va voom, cultured French lads take on some classless, uncouth, south coasters

oh and not to forget the most exciting ‘everyone a winner’ Capital One Cup Final.

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