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What's your sneeze like?
Nobody goes 'ATISHOO' do they? Maybe in the 70's with all that white dog poo around.
My wifes are quite dainty 'TSS!'
Myself I do a massive loud barking 'ANSCHUL!'
And in summer I get hayfever and I'm like 'ANSCHUL! ANSCHUL! ANSCHUL! ANSCHUL! ANSCHUL!'
And on my sons birthday I'm all like 'Happy Birthday - ANSCHUL!'